admin 发表于 2022-6-4 07:33:32

在宿舍听到的神奇梦话

大二时,夏天半夜12点半左右,一个睡觉的室友突然坐起来对着窗户说:“别站在窗户外面,你们都进来吧!”...........那一夜,我们无人入眠。
大学时,一个同学上课睡着了,他他突然站起来大声地喊了一句“爸比,你会唱小星星吗?”剩下的可以脑补了!
舍友半夜突然起来,说“我从来没有把你当人看。”然后躺下来打起来呼噜,我是彻夜难眠!
我的室友,大夏天睡前讲了个鬼故事,大家都睡着了后,他忽然大喊:“你不要过来呀!!!”然后就听见呲啦一声,他一挥手把自己的蚊帐撕烂了。
半夜两点多,下铺说了句“你会做吗?”人家睡觉都在求学,给看小说通宵的我带来了好大的心理创伤。
期末考试前一天晚上,我舍友说梦话,直接压中第二天考试的两个简答题,说梦话完完全全地背了出来,然而第二天考试他自己没有做出来,
我舍友睡觉说梦话,声音特别的大,喊了一句“八路来了,你们跑什么啊?”差点给我笑岔气。

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