牛头梗作为一只狗，它的存在本身就是一个巨大的误会
养一只牛头梗是什么体验？关于牛头梗的误解太多
但是对于绝大多数的人不需要知道这些，毕竟，我们爱上牛头梗，始于颜值，忠于狗品
对！始于颜值，忠于狗品，这有什么难以理解的吗？
养牛头梗的人，多数都有点傲气，还有点脾气，最主要的是，都很酷！
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这种酷不仅仅是因为狗狗长得“丑帅丑帅”的
更多的:
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是因为被路人问烦了
只好装作没听见
炫酷X炸天的牵着丑逼向前走！
每次出门都要回答：
“牛头梗”150次
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“不咬人”：70次
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“不咬狗”65次
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“不凶”60次
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“可以摸”35次
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以及“不是猪/羊/老鼠/牛/马等”N次
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时间久了，嗓子哑了，狗也拉完了尿完了
就选择沉默，您慢慢猜，我先走了
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于是，邻居们渐渐地开始讨论：
“他们家养了一头猪，主人特别有个性，不太好相处，但是很帅”！
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所以你看，养了牛头梗的人
走路都自带鼓风机的有没有？
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