admin 发表于 2022-6-22 09:10:47

牛头梗作为一只狗,它的存在本身就是一个巨大的误会

养一只牛头梗是什么体验?

关于牛头梗的误解太多

但是对于绝大多数的人不需要知道这些,毕竟,我们爱上牛头梗,始于颜值,忠于狗品

对!始于颜值,忠于狗品,这有什么难以理解的吗?

养牛头梗的人,多数都有点傲气,还有点脾气,最主要的是,都很酷!

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这种酷不仅仅是因为狗狗长得“丑帅丑帅”的

更多的:

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是因为被路人问烦了

只好装作没听见

炫酷X炸天的牵着丑逼向前走!

每次出门都要回答:

“牛头梗”150次

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“不咬人”:70次

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“不咬狗”65次

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“不凶”60次

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“可以摸”35次

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以及“不是猪/羊/老鼠/牛/马等”N次

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时间久了,嗓子哑了,狗也拉完了尿完了

就选择沉默,您慢慢猜,我先走了

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于是,邻居们渐渐地开始讨论:
“他们家养了一头猪,主人特别有个性,不太好相处,但是很帅”!

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所以你看,养了牛头梗的人

走路都自带鼓风机的有没有?

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